{"title":"Beach Gear","description":"\u003cp\u003eEverything you need to look good from the parking lot to the shoreline. Our beach gear is designed for actual beach people — the ones who go often, stay late, and never check the UV index.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"funny-mens-swim-trunks-i-pee-in-pools-retro-beach-shorts-local-by-birth-supply-co","title":"Funny Men's Swim Trunks — I Pee in Pools Retro Beach Shorts | Local By Birth Supply Co.","description":"\u003cp class=\"_p_13sb5_107\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; padding: 6px 0px; color: #303030; font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cem style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003eFinally, a swim trunk for the people brave enough to admit it. The \"I Pee in Pools\" swim shorts are made for the guy who keeps it real at the pool party, the beach, and everywhere in between. Featuring a bold retro beach graphic, these funny men's swim trunks are lightweight, quick-drying, and built for a full day of Florida chaos.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_13sb5_107\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; padding: 6px 0px; color: #303030; font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cem style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003eWhether you're at Cocoa Beach, a backyard pool, or someone else's vacation — wear these and let the trunks do the talking.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_13sb5_107\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; padding: 6px 0px; color: #303030; font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cem style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003eShop Local By Birth Supply Co. — Florida born, no apologies.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 95% polyester, 5% spandex for lightweight stretch and quick drying\u003cbr\u003e- Elastic waistband with drawstring for an adjustable fit\u003cbr\u003e- Inner mesh brief for added comfort and coverage\u003cbr\u003e- Two side-entry mesh pockets for secure storage\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant all-over print with matched seam thread and choice of black or white drawstrings\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black drawstring","offer_id":57787258142880,"sku":"10070949303658262014","price":45.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White drawstring","offer_id":57787258175648,"sku":"35048136741811957503","price":45.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black drawstring","offer_id":57787258208416,"sku":"19206975375092495056","price":45.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White drawstring","offer_id":57787258241184,"sku":"19037291055548674496","price":45.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black drawstring","offer_id":57787258273952,"sku":"65333010439802633708","price":45.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White drawstring","offer_id":57787258306720,"sku":"32821771409392490942","price":45.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black drawstring","offer_id":57787258339488,"sku":"33230514209741096630","price":45.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White drawstring","offer_id":57787258372256,"sku":"74735402084336491186","price":45.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black drawstring","offer_id":57787258405024,"sku":"16699875683078434568","price":45.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White drawstring","offer_id":57787258437792,"sku":"15701323040789257292","price":45.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/9617\/5008\/files\/400657876776065954_2048.jpg?v=1780778964"},{"product_id":"i-pee-in-pools","title":"I Pee In Pools Hat – Funny Florida Beach Hat | Local By Birth Supply Co.","description":"\u003ch2\u003eWarning: Honest Person Ahead.\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eFinally, a hat that says what everyone's thinking but nobody admits. Whether you're at the community pool, the beach, or your neighbor's backyard oasis — this hat keeps it real.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it proud. Wear it loud. Let the lifeguard figure out the rest.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePool parties \u0026amp; beach days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFamily reunions (the chaotic ones)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who's never once gotten out of the pool to use the bathroom\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eNot recommended for:\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHOA meetings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSwim meets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone trying to get invited back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eGrab yours before the pool closes. Or before someone figures out it was you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% cotton twill (Neons: 80% poly \/ 20% cotton)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVelcro strap closure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne size fits all\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Local By Birth Supply Co.","offers":[{"title":"Sangria \/ ONE SIZE","offer_id":57796373545120,"sku":"19g649mq316yns","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Neon Pink \/ ONE SIZE","offer_id":57796373577888,"sku":"19g649mq316ynu","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/9617\/5008\/files\/ninjapod_12966187_f_CP45_2585_f.jpg?v=1780793028"},{"product_id":"i-pee-in-pools-funny-beach-towel-neon-retro-pool-party-gift","title":"I Pee In Pools Funny Beach Towel | Neon Retro Pool Party Gift","description":"\u003cp class=\"_p_13sb5_107\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; padding: 6px 0px; color: #303030; font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: 600;\"\u003e🚨 Fair Warning: This Towel Is Basically a Confession.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_13sb5_107\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; padding: 6px 0px; color: #303030; font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003eYou didn't come to the pool to hydrate. You came to float, to vibe, and to absolutely not get out when nature calls. This towel gets it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_13sb5_107\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; padding: 6px 0px; color: #303030; font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eI Pee In Pools Beach Towel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e hits different — bold neon retro graphics, tropical chaos energy, and enough personality to clear a 10-foot radius at the public pool. Palm silhouettes, sunset colors, and splash accents that scream \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e\"I have zero regrets.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_13sb5_107\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; padding: 6px 0px; color: #303030; font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eWhy it slaps:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"_ul_13sb5_144\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 13px; line-height: 28px; padding: 4px 0px; padding-inline-start: 16px; margin: 0px; color: #303030; font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"box-sizing: border-box; line-height: 20px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e🌊 Vibrant neon retro print that doesn't fade — just like your reputation\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"box-sizing: border-box; line-height: 20px; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e🏖️ Soft cotton loop backing — absorbent enough for pool water \u003cem style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003eand\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e whatever else\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"box-sizing: border-box; line-height: 20px; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e📐 Two generous sizes — because you need room to sprawl and deny everything\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"box-sizing: border-box; line-height: 20px; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e🔁 Hemmed edges hold up wash after wash, summer after summer\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"box-sizing: border-box; line-height: 20px; margin-top: 4px; padding-bottom: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e⚡ Polyester\/cotton blend — quick-dry, because you've got places to be\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_13sb5_107\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; padding: 6px 0px; color: #303030; font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: 600;\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e Pool parties, beach days, lake trips, and anyone who's never once pressed the pause button on a good time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_13sb5_107\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; padding: 6px 0px; color: #303030; font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eNot for:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e HOA pools, swim meets, or anyone who reads the \"no running\" sign as a suggestion they actually follow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_13sb5_107\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; padding: 6px 0px; color: #303030; font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cem style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003eGrab it. Own it. You know who you are.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable polyester print face retains color and shape\u003cbr\u003e- Soft, moisture-absorbent cotton loop backing\u003cbr\u003e- Hemmed edges for increased longevity\u003cbr\u003e- Available in two sizes: 30\"×60\" and 36\"×72\"\u003cbr\u003e- One-sided print on a 50\/50–52\/48 cotton–polyester blend\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Wash the item only cold machine wash with similar colors garments using a gentle cycle. Tumble dry on low settings or hang dry. Do not bleach or dry clean. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 60\"","offer_id":57800516173984,"sku":"16043350720705369925","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/9617\/5008\/files\/18292285827196519146_2048.jpg?v=1780878245"}],"url":"https:\/\/localbybirthsupply.com\/collections\/beach-gear.oembed","provider":"Local By Birth Supply Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}