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Or before someone figures out it was you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% cotton twill (Neons: 80% poly \/ 20% cotton)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVelcro strap closure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne size fits all\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Local By Birth Supply Co.","offers":[{"title":"Sangria \/ ONE SIZE","offer_id":57796373545120,"sku":"19g649mq316yns","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Neon Pink \/ ONE SIZE","offer_id":57796373577888,"sku":"19g649mq316ynu","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/9617\/5008\/files\/ninjapod_12966187_f_CP45_2585_f.jpg?v=1780793028"},{"product_id":"i-pee-in-pools-funny-beach-towel-neon-retro-pool-party-gift","title":"I Pee In Pools Funny Beach Towel | Neon Retro Pool Party Gift","description":"\u003cp class=\"_p_13sb5_107\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; padding: 6px 0px; color: #303030; font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: 600;\"\u003e🚨 Fair Warning: This Towel Is Basically a Confession.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_13sb5_107\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; padding: 6px 0px; color: #303030; font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003eYou didn't come to the pool to hydrate. You came to float, to vibe, and to absolutely not get out when nature calls. This towel gets it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_13sb5_107\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; padding: 6px 0px; color: #303030; font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eI Pee In Pools Beach Towel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e hits different — bold neon retro graphics, tropical chaos energy, and enough personality to clear a 10-foot radius at the public pool. Palm silhouettes, sunset colors, and splash accents that scream \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e\"I have zero regrets.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_13sb5_107\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; padding: 6px 0px; color: #303030; font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eWhy it slaps:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"_ul_13sb5_144\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 13px; line-height: 28px; padding: 4px 0px; padding-inline-start: 16px; margin: 0px; color: #303030; font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"box-sizing: border-box; line-height: 20px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e🌊 Vibrant neon retro print that doesn't fade — just like your reputation\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"box-sizing: border-box; line-height: 20px; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e🏖️ Soft cotton loop backing — absorbent enough for pool water \u003cem style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003eand\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e whatever else\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"box-sizing: border-box; line-height: 20px; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e📐 Two generous sizes — because you need room to sprawl and deny everything\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"box-sizing: border-box; line-height: 20px; margin-top: 4px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e🔁 Hemmed edges hold up wash after wash, summer after summer\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"box-sizing: border-box; line-height: 20px; margin-top: 4px; padding-bottom: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e⚡ Polyester\/cotton blend — quick-dry, because you've got places to be\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_13sb5_107\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; padding: 6px 0px; color: #303030; font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: 600;\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e Pool parties, beach days, lake trips, and anyone who's never once pressed the pause button on a good time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_13sb5_107\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; padding: 6px 0px; color: #303030; font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box; font-weight: 600;\"\u003eNot for:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e HOA pools, swim meets, or anyone who reads the \"no running\" sign as a suggestion they actually follow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_13sb5_107\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; padding: 6px 0px; color: #303030; font-family: Inter, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cem style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003eGrab it. Own it. You know who you are.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem style=\"box-sizing: border-box;\"\u003e \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable polyester print face retains color and shape\u003cbr\u003e- Soft, moisture-absorbent cotton loop backing\u003cbr\u003e- Hemmed edges for increased longevity\u003cbr\u003e- Available in two sizes: 30\"×60\" and 36\"×72\"\u003cbr\u003e- One-sided print on a 50\/50–52\/48 cotton–polyester blend\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Wash the item only cold machine wash with similar colors garments using a gentle cycle. Tumble dry on low settings or hang dry. Do not bleach or dry clean. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 60\"","offer_id":57800516173984,"sku":"16043350720705369925","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/9617\/5008\/files\/18292285827196519146_2048.jpg?v=1780878245"}],"url":"https:\/\/localbybirthsupply.com\/collections\/top-best-sellers.oembed","provider":"Local By Birth Supply Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}