While everyone worries about hurricanes, alligators, and rising insurance rates, Floridians know who's really in charge.
This sharp-dressed mosquito means business.
Armed with a coffee mug that proudly declares "Blood Is My Love Language," Skeeter represents every mosquito that's ever tracked you across a parking lot, through three layers of clothing, and into your screened porch.
Perfect for:
✔ Florida natives
✔ Campers & anglers
✔ Outdoor lovers
✔ Florida Man fans
✔ Anyone who's ever lost a battle against a mosquito
Stick it on your laptop, cooler, tumbler, tackle box, vehicle, or anywhere that needs a little Florida chaos.
Employee of the Month since 1845.
His performance reviews are outstanding.
Your blood pressure isn't.
🌴🦟 Florida's real state bird just got promoted.
Product features
- Glossy scratch-resistant finish for vivid, long-lasting shine
- Durable 100% vinyl with strong permanent acrylic adhesive
- Eco-solvent inks deliver bright, true-to-art colors
- Smooth, quick, bubble-free application; available in white or transparent
- Comes in four sizes; PNG-based kiss-cut production for precise edges
Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
