Scallop season started... and so did the population explosion. š„ļøš“š¦Ŗ
This Gulf County At Capacity sticker is for the locals who know the fastest-growing town in Florida isn't on a map. It's whatever boat ramp opens at 6 a.m. on opening weekend.
Featuring a vintage-inspired design with Port St. Joe charm, packed scallop boats, beach crowds, salty docks, and a giant "Sun. Salt. Scallops. No Vacancy." sign, this sticker perfectly captures the annual migration of coolers, center consoles, golf carts, and people who suddenly become "expert scallopers" after watching one YouTube video.
Perfect for boats, coolers, tackle boxes, trucks, kayaks, campers, water bottles, and anything that smells faintly of sunscreen and outboard fuel. It's made for Florida natives, scallopers, fishermen, beach bums, and locals who've mastered the art of avoiding town until Labor Day.
Possible side effects include: backing a boat trailer down the ramp like it's your first day on Earth, paying $18 for ice because you forgot to buy it yesterday, explaining for the hundredth time that scallops actually have eyes, and hearing "Y'all got room for one more?" from someone towing a 38-foot boat.
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Gulf County: Come for the scallops. Stay because you can't get your trailer out of the parking lot.
