I Pee In Pools Hat – Funny Florida Beach Hat | Local By Birth Supply Co.

Warning: Honest Person Ahead.

Finally, a hat that says what everyone's thinking but nobody admits. Whether you're at the community pool, the beach, or your neighbor's backyard oasis — this hat keeps it real.

Wear it proud. Wear it loud. Let the lifeguard figure out the rest.

Perfect for:

• Pool parties & beach days
• Family reunions (the chaotic ones)
• Anyone who's never once gotten out of the pool to use the bathroom

Not recommended for:

• HOA meetings
• Swim meets
• Anyone trying to get invited back

Grab yours before the pool closes. Or before someone figures out it was you.

• 100% cotton twill (Neons: 80% poly / 20% cotton)
• Velcro strap closure
• One size fits all