This Is Not An Egg – Your Brain on Florida Funny Retro Sticker | Local By Birth Supply Co

Remember that old "this is your brain on drugs" ad? Well, Florida has its own version — and it hits a little closer to home.

The "This Is Not An Egg – Your Brain on Florida" Retro Palm Beach Sticker is for everyone who's lived here long enough to know that Florida doesn't just change you — it rewires you completely. Retro design, Palm Beach vibes, and a message that every local will immediately understand.

Stick it on your car, water bottle, laptop, cooler, or anywhere that needs a little Florida-fried humor.

Features:

• Premium waterproof vinyl — Florida sun, rain & humidity approved
• UV-resistant ink that won't fade in the heat
• Kiss-cut for easy peel and apply
• Strong, long-lasting adhesive
• Indoor and outdoor use

Perfect for: Florida natives, Palm Beach locals, retro humor lovers, and anyone whose brain has been permanently altered by living in this beautiful, unhinged state.

Local by birth. Scrambled by Florida.