Velveteen Plush Blanket — Cocoa Loco 32931 Velveteen Plush Blanket — Cocktail Design ("One Drink Away From Making It Everyone's Problem")

Soft? Yes.
Responsible? Absolutely not. 😏

This velveteen plush blanket brings full-on beach bar chaos energy straight to your couch. Featuring the iconic Cocoa Loco 32931 cocktail design, it’s loaded with bold neon colors, a wildly unbothered peacock mascot, and the legendary warning:
👉 “One Drink Away From Making It Everyone’s Problem.”

Whether you’re winding down after a long day or leaning into your questionable decisions, this blanket delivers cozy comfort with a side of attitude. The ultra-soft velveteen feel makes it perfect for movie nights, bonfires, or those “I’m not going anywhere” kind of days—while the vibrant print keeps the vibe loud, funny, and unmistakably Cocoa Loco.

It’s not just a blanket… it’s a conversation starter. A personality piece. A whole mood.

👉 Warning: May cause laughter, compliments, and storytelling you probably shouldn’t repeat.

Cocoa Loco 32931 — If you know… you know. 🌊🔥

Product Features

• 100% polyester or 83% polyester / 17% spandex velveteen for a plush, soft feel
• High-detail, single-sided print with bold, long-lasting color
• Medium heavy-weight fabric (~300 g/m²) for warmth without bulk
• Double-needle topstitching for durability
• Meets safety standards (flammability, heavy metals, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes, formaldehyde)

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
• Tumble dry low
• Do not bleach
• Do not iron
• Do not dry clean
  💡 Tip: Hand washing helps keep it looking fresh longer